marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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