I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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