I wish I only lived at night.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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