Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
