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Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it's like iHOP with fire
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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