i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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