Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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