He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
