5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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