No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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