Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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