I hate all girls vehemently.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
