Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so explain again why im purple
no
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Princesses don't give blow jobs
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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