We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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