Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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