But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It's rum buckets o'clock
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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