He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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