I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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