**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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