I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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