Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
