It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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