"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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