you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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