I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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