Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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