Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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