dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
you never un-have a 4some
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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