I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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