She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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