if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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