I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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