I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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