Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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