hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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