Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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