Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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