I love black thongs
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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