Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
and she was petting her beer can
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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