After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
