hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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