I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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