is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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