sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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