I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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