I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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