Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
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the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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