If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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