it hurts more in the daytime
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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