I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
