i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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