He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You ate ashes out of my bong
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