I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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