That's intense
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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