I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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