my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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