we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
i now understand why vodka
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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