After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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