stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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