ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My vagina is very pro this idea
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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